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{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}

{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}

{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}

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